Mirth and Motivation TY so much for sharing it and for your feedback. I had an 8 year old kid in the OR say "You mother fu*kers!" A story with a great twist is something that we all crave for. My husband is learning English, so short stories like this are a fun read for him as he learns. "I need an ambulance." [WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending. Second week in came this old lady and her very dysfunctional family. Thank you for sharing these. A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. If you scrolled to the bottom of my page, you will see my attributions: PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: All Photos bookshelves, baobab tree, thirty stories, Griots Sambala, Niger Griot, via Wikipedia or Storytime by Jon K, via Flickr. Turns out his girlfriend was giving him her female hormonal birth control pills for “extra protection”. period cramps warrant a doctors note to be excused from work. Oh, wait, our insurance companies do that, too. When a woman in an emergency room told me she wasn't going into labor because her app said she want ready yet. ?? Sorry but we don’t have any more for you. Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. You can change your preferences. Breathing gratitude, Getting a physical around 11-13 and the doctor who was probably around 75 at the time asks me to strip down to my boxers for the whole awkward ball grab thing. The husband continued. In a puddle of her husbands pee. I just loved your stories. Turns out her family would bring her fast food for every meal and hide it in the side table. But what the fuck do I know keep asking apple for advice. I really liked the deaf woman on the bus one – but they were all good , I like short stories that gives insights and learning. I love a good story! One we get commonly is "I know my body." A well dressed man came in with his 8 year old, healthy looking, son. Apparently, both her and her boyfriend were each taking a pill each and was adamant that was how they needed to prevent pregnancy. Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, “Father, I’m still very cold.” He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into his sleeping bag once again. Why are you sitting down here this time of the night? Med student here, but I have had two winners. I was a newly minted graduate with fresh and optimistic views on my life as a doctor. They did not understand why we were giving "salt water" to her.Conversation with her son:"Look she likes gatorade, she is drinking it so why cant you give it to her through her drip? You kids are the punchline to a month long joke! So my parents agreed to all of this.Few weeks later, I'm back in the hospital. As a self-diagnosing patient...One day notice a white, hard, jagged object protruding from my back gum. Find your story…, PHOTO CREDITS/ATTRIBUTIONS: All Photos bookshelves, baobab tree, thirty stories, Griots Sambala, Niger Griot, via Wikipedia or Storytime by Jon K, via Flickr. In a very thick Italian accent she told the doctor she was dying. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. The 2016 election also led to some funny requests. Said every boy pet ever- upon waking up after trip to the the vet. But if someone has performed an invasive surgery to look at your joint, or has seen a fetus on ultrasound, they probably know what they are talking about. Her appointment was fine and she went on her merry way. The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket. What a lovely way to start the day- I’ll have a Quickie please- my 20 years just ended- I am starving! Loved the bus driver story. "What makes you say that? "Turns out the doc had actually finished the examination, and returned to the ward some 15 minutes ago. To be fair, the doctor's question wasn't correctly phrased for the intent. Thank you for being a partner in trying to make our world better. A story with a twist. I’m with you on that one too… So much we learn and remember from them. For those who don't know, it basically shocks your heart if it goes into a funny rhythm.He would regularly come into the hospital to have it turned off because he would do a ton of cocaine and the thing would keep firing due to his high heart rate.I told him not to do cocaine. Give me what you have within you that enabled you to give me the stone. There was a nursing student I had once who laughed loudly and exclaimed 'How can you possibly get an STD in your mouth?' Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! We had a very pregnant patient come in needing stitches in her vagina. A gentleman calls our office with questions about an upcoming test he is scheduled for, and we talk at length about the procedure. Not a cyst, but arthritis in the joint. She somehow managed to get an audience with the Dalai Lama who told her to go back to western treatment. She was a fun patient. I am a storyteller myself, and adore stories, and want to tell you, not only are these fine ones, but I only heard ONE of them before, the rest were absolutely new to me! She said, "Oh, my, no, that's far too personal to discuss in polite company. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. At least it's something new, not the good old autism. Those same people would get so indignant, & swear they 'just got them' ...literally it'd be years old. Patient was a young child who came in with an extremely high Blood Glucose level. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. It said feet elevated!”, Patient comes in with abdominal pain. Her appointment was fine and she went on her merry way. Great photos too! I took care of an 11 year old boy in the ER a little while back. , Great stories Eliz! the two last photos have this level: When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened. Friend of mine is a doctor. Plot twist! “They fell under the lawn mower,” he explained. We pulled up her profile and realized we couldn't refill it because she just got a 28-day fill less than 2 weeks ago. Thank you for reading my little burgeoning blog! They couple came back one more time to say "THANK YOU!!!!!" Aw you guys are great". In this age of quick dissemination by “social media,” that’s an outstanding feat. WHERE??? She wanted to explore alternative treatments like coffee enemas (?) The 12 Best Suspense Movies with Twist Endings You Won’t See Coming Molly Pennington, PhD Updated: Apr. I asked him what was the problem. 24 Funny Stories With Unexpected Endings. Because of the lube it was an especially wet and raspberry sounding one. Did not believe me. He had an accident and peed on the floor on the way to the bathroom and was now laying in bed stark naked calling for me. Doctor here. Do follow the link to enjoy the short stories. He kept doing cocaine. The patient just stared at me. ... and you just want to flex those muscles? A nice young lady like you shouldn't be concerned with such things.". The boy and the frog and the mother in the aisles really resonated with me. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient about her sugar intake and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday. In times past, smashing them with a big Bible was recommended. A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. A few minutes in he starts complaining that he's thirsty. She sat down while showing a house and sure enough, it broke and cut her up pretty bad. She had a 70-ish year old woman come in with complaints of a small but painless growth that was visible at the back of her throat.Turns out it took her 70 years to notice her uvula. It also apparently had "frequencies for arthritis". A nice young lady like you shouldn't be concerned with such things. Subscribe and Help Me Hit 3,500,000 little cuties! I book her an appointment at a breastfeeding clinic, give her some resources, etc. And apparently she really enjoyed them as she ate quite a few.They then had to sit down and tell this elderly lady that she was not dying, and that she was in fact stoned!Fortunately she was still high enough to see the humour. "Nurse: "Where? This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away. I said 'well you're a smoker so they were worried you might have throat cancer' "Smoking causes throat cancer?!?!". The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled, and put it back. That wouldn't cause this, right? He paused a second, then thanked me. Patient: Doctor, I slipped in the grocery store and really hurt myself. As soon as the words are out of my mouth the whole family screams "NOOOO! When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened. Another joke from House MD. She had complained of feeling tingly and having a dry mouth prior to passing out. So I get on my phone and call the nurse assistant and as her to bring in some ice water. A father brought in his 20-year old son convinced he had early signs of diabetes since his hair was greasy. 15 Really Funny Short Stories. Patient was fine. Apparently I also saw a picture of my throat and asked if it was a dinosaur. "I dont feel it but LOOK ITS RIGHT THERE". I think the one about the deaf mute is the most weirdly amusing! or when school forbid sex ed. A little boy about 10 years old was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. Bored Panda works best if you switch to our Android app. Author Unknown. Told him after the surgery, and he told us "no, my tendons are all torn. Very cut class accent. Well, doctor Google may be getting the Nobel prize soon. I popped a boner on the nurse prepping me for a vasectomy... in front of my wife. Apparently the first semester midterm results were in, and her son failed them all, because he couldn't see the board in his classes and needs glasses! He leans down and says “Listen mister, I’ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Thank you. Soon they came to the candy aisle, and the little girl began to shout for candy. Before leaving home she used a little feminine deodorant spray, just in case.She gets to her appointment and is assisted into the stirrups for her pelvic exam.The doc takes a quick look and says "My, aren't we fancy today! He's been married 12 years. ""Oh, I have a degenerative neuromuscular condition. So, not a doctor but I work at a hospital. Thanks for the laugh. “Just go back to sleep.” Yehudi is the name of my dog. I asked a female patient with dementia what year it is. I demand you return my teeth! ", Was translating at a medical clinic once. I know where to come to for more of these. "Yes but gatorade has more electrolytes. Something made her look behind. "Well this is gonna be a problem. Jesse Herzog. I geuss that was just a pepironi in his pocket and he wasn't happy to see you. However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?” When my parents showed up, he asked point blank, 'Did you not understand what I told you last time? It won’t be long.” Trying not to burst out laughing, I said "Your daughter's scrotum?" hate these kind of people. 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There was a guy who came to the ER because his iPhone app told him his sleep was poor quality. The previous owner papered EVERY wall and CEILING! She said her last period was "like ten months ago" so she'd gone through menopause.She was 25. i hope she was just delusional because i pitty her kid. This comment is hidden. 911 dispatch call that was transferred to EMS service. This is a great post. "Absolutely, when something doesn't feel right and your doctor doesn't want to listen, seek a second opinion. “Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . ""Nah, I never went to a doctor. These Short Tales With Twists Are Something We All Would Relate To. Motivation Mondays: THANKSGIVING POEMS & QUOTES, Motivation 2020: Veterans Day Poems & Quotes, Motivation Mondays: International Day of Peace & World Gratitude Day, Motivation 2020: Women’s Equality Day #womensvote100 #equalitycantwait, Join Robinhood with my link and we'll both get a free stock. Concerned, she demanded that he test her husband for it too. liked the one about Monica and her tactic… As he put the needle into my rear end I suddenly had the need to vomit. She finds him sitting in the kitchen with a cup of coffee, and he appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
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